yay i got a job! *moves the “one more hour of work GF” image back into my favorites folder*
for anyone confused:
(via 5u5)
#this does not fill me with confidence
yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears
(via goddesque)
[id: a tweet that reads “one time at a party i kissed someone’s girlfriend and to make sure he wasn’t mad about it i just kissed him too…i blacked out and woke up to a text in a groupchat with both of them that said “did u make it home safe baby? ❤️”. The user has been blacked out. /end id]
(via luciferpls)










